FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So much rum. So many feels.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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