Non-Jews are for practice
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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