so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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