Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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