I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
