The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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