Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He has the fingertips of a God
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