i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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