we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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