Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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