your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I supernannyed him into submission
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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