You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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