i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
People with herpes should wear stickers.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Pooping to opera.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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