ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
me + whiskey = a bad person
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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