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"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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