Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
