making cat noises will not fix the situation.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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