no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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