okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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