How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
