Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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