The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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