i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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