When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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