I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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