Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
