he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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