brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He has the fingertips of a God
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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