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You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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