brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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