When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
