All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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