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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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