There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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