Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We have so much sex to catch up on
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
