1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
