i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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