i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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