Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Did I show you my penis last night?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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