Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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