in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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