when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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