He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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