My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Randomize
