Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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