we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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