Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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