imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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