One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
