Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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