Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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